Okay, I’ll admit it. I want a Knight in Shining Armor. I want my Knight to follow me around and defend me at all costs. I do not need him to be my bodyguard, like the bodyguard of a celebrity or politician. I need him to defend my thoughts, wants and desires. I need him… Continue Reading
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The Evil Stepmom Admits, “I Want a Knight in Shining Armor!”
Written on February 27, 2013 by Barb Goldberg in Children, Community and Society, Divorce, Evil Stepmother, Faith, Humor, Knight, Knight in Shining Armor, Love, Stepfamily, Stepfamily Advice, Stepmom, Stepmom Advice, Stepmom Help, Stepmother, Stepmother Advice, Stepmother Help
The Stepmother and the Ex-Wife Deserve New Boobs
Written on February 5, 2013 by Barb Goldberg in Boobs, Community and Society, Divorce, Evil Stepmother, Girlfriends, Gossip, Home Wrecker, Humor, Plastic Surgery, Remarriage, Stepchildren, Stepfamily, Stepfamily Advice, Stepmom, Stepmom Advice, Stepmom Help, Stepmother, Stepmother Advice, Stepmother Help, The Ex, Women
Do you have those girlfriends who just know everyone? I have a few of them. Last week, I attended a charity event and my well-informed girlfriends started talking about the other people. I must admit that it is fun listening to them, but I never know the people they are talking about. Here is the… Continue Reading
Stepmothers, Don’t You Think We Need a Stepmom Pageant?
Written on January 29, 2013 by Barb Goldberg in Celebrities, Community and Society, Evil Stepmother, Humor, Laughter, Pageants, Stepchildren, Stepfamily, Stepfamily Advice, Stepmom, Stepmom Advice, Stepmom Help, Stepmother, Stepmother Advice, Stepmother Help, The Ex, Women
As I was watching the #SAG Awards last night, I realized that I am now on my second awards show for actors. (The Golden Globes were two weeks ago.) And, I still have the main, big daddy of them all coming up, The Academy Awards. In addition, there was the Miss America Pageant a few… Continue Reading
STEPMOTHERS HELP: 3 TIPS TO A PEACEFUL 2013
Written on January 1, 2013 by Barb Goldberg in Children, Community and Society, Evil Stepmother, Humor, Joy, Laughter, Law of Attraction, Parenting, Stepchildren, Stepfamily, Stepfamily Advice, Stepmom, Stepmom Advice, Stepmom Help, Stepmother, Stepmother Advice, Stepmother Help, Stepternity
2013 will be a more peaceful year for stepmothers, stepfathers and step families throughout the world. I just feel it. As a New Year’s Gift to all step parents, I am offering 3 tips to provide more peace to your families in 2013. Admittedly, these tips are very ‘whoo-whoo’. When you read them, you may… Continue Reading
Stepmother Help- NEVER DO THIS! EVER! – to yourself, your stepchildren or the Ex
Written on November 2, 2012 by Barb Goldberg in Bullying, Celebrities, Children, Community and Society, Divorce, Halloween, Humor, Parenting, Remarriage, Spouse, Spouse's Family, Stepchildren, Stepfamily, Stepfamily Advice, Stepmom, Stepmom Advice, Stepmom Help, Stepmother, Stepmother Advice, Stepmother Help, The Ex
Never do this. Period. The current Mrs. Kelsey Grammer, Kayte Grammer) dressed up as the ex Mrs. Kelsey Grammer for Halloween. Thanks! This is just the type of public relations all of us stepmothers need. Damn! Hey, Kelsey and Kayte, your costumes are not funny and shows such disrespect that I barely know where to… Continue Reading
Stepmother Advice-Ever Feel Haunted by the “Step” Label?
Written on October 25, 2012 by Barb Goldberg in Children, Community and Society, Evil Stepmother, Halloween, Holidays, Humor, Laughter, Parenting, Power, Remarriage, Stepchildren, Stepfamily, Stepfamily Advice, Stepmom, Stepmom Advice, Stepmom Help, Stepmother, Stepmother Advice, Stepmother Help, The Stepmoms Toolbox
A step family can be like living in a haunted house. There are ghosts and goblins behind every corner. Every time you think that things are going well, “Boo!” another monster comes out of the woodwork and you are back to ‘square one’. We all have experienced these phenomena. A snide glance or a cruel… Continue Reading
Why Didn’t I Get Stepternity Leave? – Stepmom Help
Written on October 8, 2012 by Barb Goldberg in Children, Community and Society, Evil Stepmother, FMLA, Humor, Remarriage, Spouse, Spouse's Family, Stepchildren, Stepfamily, Stepfamily Advice, Stepmom, Stepmom Advice, Stepmom Help, Stepmother, Stepmother Advice, Stepmother Help, Stepternity
Definition of Stepternity Leave= Time off from work for step parents to get to know and bond with their new stepchildren. Do you know many women who give birth to massive multiples? You probably don’t. Yet, when a woman has one baby, they are granted maternity leave from work. Usually, they have six to 12… Continue Reading
10 Tips to Find Joy in Stepmotherhood-Stepmother Help
Written on September 27, 2012 by Barb Goldberg in Community and Society, Divorce, Ex's Family, Humor, Joy, Laughter, Leadership, Parenting, Remarriage, Spouse, Stepchildren, Stepfamily, Stepfamily Advice, Stepmom, Stepmom Advice, Stepmom Help, Stepmother, Stepmother Advice, Stepmother Help, The Stepmoms Toolbox, The Stepmoms Toolbox Episodes
Joy?! What is she talking about? I’m just trying to survive this stepfamily thing. Remember, it’s the simple things in life that really make a difference. How many times have you wondered, “Did I make a mistake?” Have you harbored thoughts that you may never be happy as a stepmother? This class gives you 10… Continue Reading
Stepmother Help-One Day I Decided to Laugh, Ha! Ha! Ho! Ho!
Written on August 27, 2012 by Barb Goldberg in Children, Community and Society, Divorce, Finances, Humor, Laughter, Money, Remarriage, Stepchildren, Stepfamily, Stepfamily Advice, Stepmom
One day I just realized how funny it was to be a stepmom. I mean it is truly hysterical. It makes me laugh. For all of you reading this who are not laughing, let me explain by reviewing some of the common thoughts surrounding the stepmother image: 1. Do I look like a homewrecker? Right,… Continue Reading
Stepfamily Advice-#Olympics2012 Can Change Your #StepFamily Olympian Life. Would Your Stepfamily Medal?
Written on July 30, 2012 by Barb Goldberg in Adult Children, Children, Community and Society, Humor, Parenting, Stepchildren, Stepfamily, Stepfamily Advice, Stepmom, Stepmom Advice, Stepmom Help, Stepmother, Stepmother Advice
Stepfamily Life Can Be Like The Olympics If you are feeling frustrated by your stepfamily situation, here is a solution for stepfamilies. There is nothing better than an #Olympics to change your entire view. Why? It is an opportunity to have fun with your family. Watch the #Olympic athletes compete. Have dinner while you are… Continue Reading